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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Are we there yet?'

Super hero dog.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'