Comic Conversation Enthusiast Pillows

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Super hero dog.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'