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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Family Joules: Part 16

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

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Super hero dog.

'Are we there yet?'

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'