Comic Book Completionist Gifts

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Billy. The Kid.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"You've changed."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Super Dog'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.