Comic Book Completionist Prints

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Billy. The Kid.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"You've changed."

Bears catching fish

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Super Dog'