Comic Book Guru Prints

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

"Before this goes any further, I need to know - is this canon?"

"They're really digging out all the obscure superheroes now."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Billy. The Kid.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Bears catching fish

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

If nobody had invented graphics

The Family Joules: Part 16

'Super Dog'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Superheroes take a selfie