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A superhero getting dressed in the morning.

A superhero dog asks to be walked.

I'm afraid you're suffering from the mark of Zorro, Mr. Fusco. Z. ! !

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

The Family Joules: Part 14

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Waiter, there are no flies in my soup."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"You've changed."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Superheroes take a selfie

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Suffering from Cooties?

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."