Comedy Romance Aficionado Gifts

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Dog Walking Services

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Skiing.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Intelligent people laugh too!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.