Comedy Onlooker Gifts

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Moses' Tablet

University Soapflakes

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

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"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Falstaff

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Cat Burglar

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Hamlet

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Cheating Death.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Alberich steals the gold

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Mother?'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."