Comedy Enjoyer Gifts

Alberich steals the gold

'That's the last straw, mister.'

"You need to get over yourself Steve. We're all emperor penguins!"

Theatre Balcony

Blind Date Review: Nice, but not exactly drowning in testosterone. Although, at one point, he may have stepped in some.

'Dinner!'

OB glove caught on horn.

'Why, hello, dear -- I was just making sure that my secretary isn't wearing a wire.'

'What happened, football injury?' - 'Yes, I was watching the game on tv, when someone dropped a tray on my foot.'

'Norm! There is something on TV I want you to see.'

Marmalade the Cheetah steeling baby Ostrich.

Hiker/Traveller laughing at sheep when on their backs ends up on his back.

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Tragic bug trap movie.

'You only have to say, 'I don't like women' and all of a sudden you're labeled a misogynist.' 'Tell me about it.'

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"The DNA proves that George Washington was the father of our country!"

Loud Quitting

'I know I'm still wearing my specs. I had a marvellous dream last night but couldn't see who the lady was.'

'Don't think my knees can take much more of this Santa's grotto job...'

'Okay, there's a fly in your Chianti. How much can it drink?'

'Apology accepted! Good day!'

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

"Hands up! This is a robbery!"

Leo and Florence Wolfe play medication commercial BINGO during the nightly news.

"If Wikileaks released my email about Kevin, I'll just die!"

'We're not going to make a habit of this.'

"I told you he wasn't dead."