Comedy Enjoyer Gifts

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

"How can they know that?"

Alberich steals the gold

'That's the last straw, mister.'

"You need to get over yourself Steve. We're all emperor penguins!"

University Soapflakes

Theatre Balcony

Blind Date Review: Nice, but not exactly drowning in testosterone. Although, at one point, he may have stepped in some.

'Dinner!'

OB glove caught on horn.

'Why, hello, dear -- I was just making sure that my secretary isn't wearing a wire.'

'What happened, football injury?' - 'Yes, I was watching the game on tv, when someone dropped a tray on my foot.'

'Norm! There is something on TV I want you to see.'

Marmalade the Cheetah steeling baby Ostrich.

Hiker/Traveller laughing at sheep when on their backs ends up on his back.

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Tragic bug trap movie.

'You only have to say, 'I don't like women' and all of a sudden you're labeled a misogynist.' 'Tell me about it.'

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"The DNA proves that George Washington was the father of our country!"

I have a recurring dream, Dr. Kapuchnik. Is it a dirty recurring dream? No. Can you make it dirty?

My life is an open book! Fortunately for us, it's not illustrated!

You're right - it's hard to be a cool gang when everyone calls us a gaggle.

Loud Quitting

'I know I'm still wearing my specs. I had a marvellous dream last night but couldn't see who the lady was.'

'Don't think my knees can take much more of this Santa's grotto job...'

'Okay, there's a fly in your Chianti. How much can it drink?'

'Apology accepted! Good day!'

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

"Hands up! This is a robbery!"