Comedy Of Repairs Fan Gifts

The Fuse

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

How Many It Takes

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

Satis Factory Tour

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'I can't turn it off.'

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

'Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the ER.'

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'It's an old work injury.'

Sorry, pal, no - there's no rest stop for the wicked.

'The builder is behind schedule but my lease was up at my previous location.'

Scaffolding team watching TV.

"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"

Zero to sixty in two seconds.

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 6

' You misread the ad,I'm looking for a light-weight engine.'

'See, you misread it - it's void where prohibited by lou!'

'If you sing 'If I Had a Hammer' one more time, I'm going to hit you with one.'

"... Till death us do part."