Comedy Night Regular Pillows

Sit Down Comedy Night: 'Did you hear the one about...?'

Occu-Pie Mars

Zombie standup

Stand-up Romcom

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

America's funniest election gaffes

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'Very funny!'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'Where my balls go?'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

Football Delivery

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"Mind if I read a little?"

"You're hired! We need someone like you to encourage humor in the workplace."