Comedy Night Enthusiast Pillows

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

Standup translator...

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Skiing.

Dog Walking Services

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Intelligent people laugh too!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'He has your nose and my ears.'

'He likes to power nap.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."