Comedy Night Enthusiast Mugs

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

Standup translator...

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Skiing.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Dog Walking Services

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

'He likes to power nap.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'