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Comedy In Science Gifts
Looking for a gift that brings a smile to a science enthusiast's face? Our comedy in science collection combines clever humor with scientific curiosity, making it ideal for anyone who loves to explore the universe with a sense of fun. Whether they’re into biology, physics, or chemistry, these witty items are perfect for adding a dash of humor to their daily routine.
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
Albert Einstein
'Teenagers!'
The Solar System (after deregulation)
"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
Schrodinger's Black Box
"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"
Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models
"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."
She loves to play with string theory.
"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."
When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.
When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!
'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'
"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."
PET THEORIES
"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"
'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'
"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."
Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.
"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"
It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!
"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."
Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.
'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'
How Glaciations Begin
'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'
"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"
'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'
'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'
The new Physics
They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!
Evolution...the wifi rhino.
Comedy In Science Gifts Collection
Comedy In Science Mugs
Discover our collection of science humor mugs that make every coffee break a scientific joke session—perfect for science lovers with a sense of humor.
Comedy In Science Pillows
Find humorous science pillows that add personality to your space, combining comfort with clever, geeky designs perfect for science enthusiasts.
Comedy In Science Prints
Browse our collection of science prints packed with witty observations and humorous takes on the universe—great for decorating any science lover’s space.
Comedy In Science T-Shirts
Explore our range of witty science t-shirts, designed for those who love to wear their science humor on their sleeve—ideal for casual and geek-chic looks.