Comedy Caravaner Gifts

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Ancient Racing

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

A prehistoric football match.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Early Art Critic

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The First Vegetarians.

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"Grog understand supply and demand."