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'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Ancient Racing

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

A prehistoric football match.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Early Art Critic

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The First Vegetarians.

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'