Comedic Relationship Observer Gifts

"Okay, but just a quick kiss, Joey... You did see my father's gun collection, right?"

"How are you getting along with your French lodger?"

"Yes darling, of course you're Mr. Right... It's just that Dave here, is Mr. Righter."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"My computer just texted me."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Runner going through hurdles.

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

Unmanned drones.

Glimpses One Dollar

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

"Hey! This is news."

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

'We should talk more.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Men and Women's changing rooms

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

Screenwasher cleaning buggy.

"Believe me, Alice, you didn't miss a thing. It wasn't even a party—it was a positioning event."

"You're grinding your teeth again."

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"

'We have to be careful, Miss McPherson -- I had to marry my last secretary.'

"I've been to all his weddings."

"Yes, dear. I see you."

'How can I miss you if you won't go away!'

"I love you." "I love you less."

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"Honey, I'm home."