Comedic Punishment Ponderers Pillows

"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Extreme Sisyphus

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"Great, now we're lost."

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

How cats see their home

When psychiatry works too well!

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

"When I said the surgery was minimally invasive I wasn't talking about your finances."

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

"The arc of the moral universe."

A confinement of convicts

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Shoplifter behind a barcode.