Comedic Plot Twists Gifts

Football coaches get up to mischief

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Boyfriend of the Month.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Don't fall for it! He's just trying to fatten you up for Thanksgiving!"

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

"Did you like that mystery book?"

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

'I didn't know I had to bring a rifle. I'm sort of new at this. Last time I went hunting it was for Easter eggs.'

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

Tip jar at boxing match.

A mounted fish eats a man's arm

I'm beginning to think that the expensive super HD TV we bought that would be just like 'looking through a window' actually IS a window!"

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

'Well, I heard he was a player.'

'When he said he loved going to Wendy's, I just assumed fast food...'

'Oh, Oh, I brought my paintball gun by mistake.'

Nadia discovers the benefits of performance-enhancing thugs.

"We need to watch where we stick our nose don't we."

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

'I didn't mean it like that!'

"I like the way this one ends. She shoots him."