Comedic Pet Parents Pillows

'Fetch.'

"I wish you had a convenient carrying handle."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby.

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

Man wearing T-Shirt saying 'Dog's Best Friend'

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"It's only the wind."

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

They Removed my Brain.

'You reckon your Pram' will do 'nought to four miles per hour in ten seconds'...I wasn't born yesterday, you know!'

'Do you have to do that every time?'

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

Non-working dog, please help

Meals on Heels.

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

'He has so much stuff, toys and gadgets so now we punish him by sending him to our room.'

'Dads On Steroids' Dad swung his child through fence accidentally.

Tinder for dogs

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'I think you may have over done the pelvic floor exercise!'

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

'It's called a monogram, not a shirt tattoo.'

"We're in for the night."