Comedic Pessimists Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone with a comedic pessimistic streak? Our collection playfully captures their witty worldview. Perfect for light-hearted laughs and self-aware humor. From mugs to prints, find something that celebrates their unique outlook with humor and charm.

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"President Elect Donald Trump was killed today. . . when he was crushed under the wight of his own ego."

"President Elect Donald Trump was killed today. . . when he was crushed under the wight of his own ego." mockup

"President Elect Donald Trump was killed today. . . when he was crushed under the wight of his own ego."

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Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit mockup

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do." mockup

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

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"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am." mockup

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

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"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late." mockup

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

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'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...' mockup

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

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Tom's last day.

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"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!" mockup

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

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'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?' mockup

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

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A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists. mockup

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

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Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'.

Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'. mockup

Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'.

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"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy." mockup

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

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Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look. mockup

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

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Doomsdayers recycle pamphlets in case they are wrong.

Doomsdayers recycle pamphlets in case they are wrong. mockup

Doomsdayers recycle pamphlets in case they are wrong.

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"If at first you don't succeed blame somebody."

"If at first you don't succeed blame somebody." mockup

"If at first you don't succeed blame somebody."

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'Look at that lunatic...'

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Look at the bright side. The I.R.S. says obesity is a disease, so your office visits are tax deductible.

Look at the bright side. The I.R.S. says obesity is a disease, so your office visits are tax deductible. mockup

Look at the bright side. The I.R.S. says obesity is a disease, so your office visits are tax deductible.

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"If I was you...I wouldn't be worried about the future..."

"If I was you...I wouldn't be worried about the future..." mockup

"If I was you...I wouldn't be worried about the future..."

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A giant squid gets "Life Sucks" tattooed on its tentacles.

A giant squid gets "Life Sucks" tattooed on its tentacles. mockup

A giant squid gets "Life Sucks" tattooed on its tentacles.

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'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses' mockup

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

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'It's a midlife crisis - he doesn't know anyone with a vacation home that he can mooch off.'

'It's a midlife crisis - he doesn't know anyone with a vacation home that he can mooch off.' mockup

'It's a midlife crisis - he doesn't know anyone with a vacation home that he can mooch off.'

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"Is this worse? Or is this worse?" mockup

"Is this worse? Or is this worse?"

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"First they make you button your own shirt, then they make you tie your own shoes...you gotta ask yourself ? where's this all heading?"

"First they make you button your own shirt, then they make you tie your own shoes...you gotta ask yourself ? where's this all heading?" mockup

"First they make you button your own shirt, then they make you tie your own shoes...you gotta ask yourself ? where's this all heading?"

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'What do you want first - the bad news or the even worse news?'

'What do you want first - the bad news or the even worse news?' mockup

'What do you want first - the bad news or the even worse news?'

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'The bad news is the price of gas is going up. The good news is since I lost my job I've got nowhere to go anyway.'

'The bad news is the price of gas is going up. The good news is since I lost my job I've got nowhere to go anyway.' mockup

'The bad news is the price of gas is going up. The good news is since I lost my job I've got nowhere to go anyway.'

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'The success goes to your head. The money goes to us.'

'The success goes to your head. The money goes to us.' mockup

'The success goes to your head. The money goes to us.'

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The whine of the month selection - Why me?

The whine of the month selection - Why me? mockup

The whine of the month selection - Why me?

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"Waiter! My glass is half empty." mockup

"Waiter! My glass is half empty."

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"Next time you hire a futurist, don't hire a good one."

"Next time you hire a futurist, don't hire a good one." mockup

"Next time you hire a futurist, don't hire a good one."

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"We're waiting for the land to slide before we actually build on it."

"We're waiting for the land to slide before we actually build on it." mockup

"We're waiting for the land to slide before we actually build on it."

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Comedic Pessimists Gifts Collection

Comedic Pessimists Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that humorously embrace the pessimistic outlook—perfect for starting the day with a laugh and a cup of coffee.

Comedic Pessimists Pillows

Find pillows that perfectly capture the comedic pessimist's sense of humor—adding personality to any living space.

Comedic Pessimists Prints

Browse our prints that celebrate the humorous side of pessimism—great for wall art and sparking a smile.

Comedic Pessimists T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase witty pessimistic humor—ideal for casual wear and making a tongue-in-cheek statement.