Comedic Perspective Lover Pillows

Eye of Providence in a bank's security cameras.

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

When psychiatry works too well!

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"That's the plus of our lifestyle: The trophy hunters just look at us, sigh and move on..."

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

Eskimo in Igloo

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"Also, this apartment comes with easy access to the stray cats in the alley."

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.