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"When you said you were going to look at the figures I didn't know you were going to watch a bikini contest."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Zoo: No Hunting.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Boris Johnson lies his way out of trouble

When psychiatry works too well!

"I expected to see some politicians in there!"

Tree growing

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

How cats see their home

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"The first week back is always the hardest"

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

'I don't remember his name, but he also sold me $14,000 worth of aluminum siding.'