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'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Zoo: No Hunting.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

Boris Johnson lies his way out of trouble

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

So the short answer is no; these aren't billable hours.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

When psychiatry works too well!

Tree growing

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"When I said the surgery was minimally invasive I wasn't talking about your finances."

'I don't remember his name, but he also sold me $14,000 worth of aluminum siding.'

"What if we don't like their country personas?"