Comedic Health Observer Gifts

Missing The Problem

NHS Downloads.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"My computer just texted me."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Runner going through hurdles.

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Glimpses One Dollar

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

"Hey! This is news."

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

Men and Women's changing rooms

"5 second rule!"

Flying Ear Specialist

I told you to take the stairs instead of elevators. Taking escalators isn't meeting me halfway.

Screenwasher cleaning buggy.

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

"Thank you for your input, but I think we can rule out anorexia."

"Okay, but just a quick kiss, Joey... You did see my father's gun collection, right?"

Next! (liposuction specialist)

"What they hell are we looking at."

"You're prediabetic. I can't help you unless you decide to eat less sugar - or more sugar."

Copenhagen Three Degrees.

"How's the gastric band working out?"

'Mismatched Mantras'

'...You are on a waiting list to be ill.'

'It's just a summer complaint. You'll be as good as new by fall.'

My cousins from Barcelona show up announced and have been here for weeks! The Spanish imposition!

'There, but for liposuction, go I.'

'My parents are having a fight right now.'

"Mom said to make sure you don't goof up shopping online."

The Problem