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'Get real, Dad, I wanted a TOY dumptruck.'

Surf Casting

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Get crazy once in a while

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Diving Cat.

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Happy Birthday!"

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Say it with Pierogies"

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

The African Plains during the 70's.

'You'll grow into it!'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Private View.

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

He's working his way up to lions!

'Wow -- Grandpa's got an immobile phone!'

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

Jesus Suddenly Realizes It's Almost Father's Day

Authentic signed Holy Grail

I'm the gorilla's nuts... I'm the dog's bo****ks... He's never been good at hiding his light under a bushel.