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"I've had enough of this diet. It's costing me to eat less."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Surf Casting

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Happy Birthday!"

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'You'll grow into it!'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Private View.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

'Wow -- Grandpa's got an immobile phone!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'