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"Happy anniversary Jenkins! Here you are, your own key to the men's room in 24 carat gold!"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Surf Casting

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Happy Birthday!"

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'You'll grow into it!'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

So what else did you get for your birthday?

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

Private View.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.