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'Whatever's the most durable. This is the fifth year it's been regifted.'

'You'll grow into it!'

'Man, I hate houses without a chimney!'

"Happy Birthday!"

'Wow -- Grandpa's got an immobile phone!'

'More junk, I bet!'

"You can set your clock by him...remind me to board up the windows by closing time."

"I thought this would be the year I'd come for you, but I guess not. So I got you a birthday card instead!"

Surf Casting

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Diving Cat.

Christmas Presents.

Santa called but you were out!

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"Say it with Pierogies"

Jumble Sale

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Fast Food Menus

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Private View.

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'