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'Whatever's the most durable. This is the fifth year it's been regifted.'

'You'll grow into it!'

'Man, I hate houses without a chimney!'

"Happy Birthday!"

'Wow -- Grandpa's got an immobile phone!'

'More junk, I bet!'

"You can set your clock by him...remind me to board up the windows by closing time."

" ... an end to all the violence in the world, and a set of nunchucks."

"I knew you'd like it. . . it's so you!"

"I thought this would be the year I'd come for you, but I guess not. So I got you a birthday card instead!"

Surf Casting

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Diving Cat.

Christmas Presents.

Santa called but you were out!

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

"Say it with Pierogies"

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Jumble Sale

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Fast Food Menus

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Private View.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'