Comedic Gift Givers Pillows

'Get real, Dad, I wanted a TOY dumptruck.'

Surf Casting

Get crazy once in a while

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Diving Cat.

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Happy Birthday!"

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"Say it with Pierogies"

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

The African Plains during the 70's.

'You'll grow into it!'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Private View.

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

He's working his way up to lions!

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

'Wow -- Grandpa's got an immobile phone!'

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

Jesus Suddenly Realizes It's Almost Father's Day

"You bring the tequila, and I'll bring the Lyme."

Authentic signed Holy Grail