Comedic Gift Lover Pillows

Shampoo for Normal Hair, Oily Hair, Dry Hair, Hair that is Beyond Description.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Surf Casting

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Happy Birthday!"

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'You'll grow into it!'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Hissy-fits for sale.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'You're not from around here, are you?'

About Santa 2017.

Private View.

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

Baseball player batting money

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

Nail Bar

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

'Wow -- Grandpa's got an immobile phone!'

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."

Authentic signed Holy Grail

An old man with a ball and chain attached to his zimmer frame