Comedic Gift Lover Prints

Shampoo for Normal Hair, Oily Hair, Dry Hair, Hair that is Beyond Description.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Surf Casting

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Happy Birthday!"

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'You'll grow into it!'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Hissy-fits for sale.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Private View.

About Santa 2017.

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

Baseball player batting money

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

'Wow -- Grandpa's got an immobile phone!'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Nail Bar

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

Authentic signed Holy Grail

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."