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"They didn't tell us this blues cruise actually gives you the blues."

Surf Casting

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

Lambo

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Sports car.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Private View.

Employee Parking. The only way my boss practices "top-down" management is by driving a convertible.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'