Comedic Cruiser Pillows

Surf Casting

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Lambo

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Sports car.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Private View.

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'