Comedic Critique Types Gifts

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

Pessimists v Optimists.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Boris Johnson lies his way out of trouble

Pop up begger.

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

'The footprints in the cheesecake were inconclusive, but my DNA was all over the peanut butter pie.'

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

Fisherman Funneral

"Excuse me - could you tell me which recession we are in at the moment?"

London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

"Is there anybody there?"

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

'It just seem excessive, somehow -- buying a big-screen, high-definition TV to watch Geraldo with.'

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"That's the plus of our lifestyle: The trophy hunters just look at us, sigh and move on..."

Safety Pin

Unhappy Cows from neighboring states visit California.

"We haven't been married long enough for you to reprimand my dog."