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'Speak up!'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Get crazy once in a while

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Monkey Business College

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"The first week back is always the hardest"

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

'You misunderstand, squire. All I do is guarantee that my cars are USED!'

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

'You've got to help me, Doc -- I keep switching long-distance companies!'

He's working his way up to lions!

'I chase women, but only to tell them about investment opportunities.'

Men telling stories

"There's a smidgen of Charlie Rose about you."

Mr Briggs's sPleasures of Fishing - No. I

"Me? I thougt they were your anniversary surprise!"

"Say: 'Alien Abduction'."