'Absolute worst-case scenario? Yes, I'll go out with you.'
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"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."
"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."
"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."
"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."
Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train
"How do you love me. Count the ways!"
"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."
'Will you marry me, Gloria?'
Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation
'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'
Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...
"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"
Jumble Sale
"It's not what you think."
"I knew you'd understand."
Jeff makes some nice jugs.
'That's not true, I do listen. I'm just not very interested.'
'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'
Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance
Dating Rule #1. Repeat after me: I need some space. I need some space. Got it. Good. Make sure you tell that to Laurel all the time. But
"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."
'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'
"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"
Rollercoaster police chase.
"Just once, can we not talk about politics."
'Wait a minute -- Shouldn't you be saying something about 'If not completely satisfied'?'
"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"
Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.
'Could you give me bigger tits?'
Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'
Cupid shoots a guy 3 times...'The other two are for the labor pains you're going to cause her!'
"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"
'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'
"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."
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