Comedic Artist Of Love Prints

'Absolute worst-case scenario? Yes, I'll go out with you.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Jumble Sale

"I knew you'd understand."

"It's not what you think."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'That's not true, I do listen. I'm just not very interested.'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

Rollercoaster police chase.

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

'Wait a minute -- Shouldn't you be saying something about 'If not completely satisfied'?'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Cupid shoots a guy 3 times...'The other two are for the labor pains you're going to cause her!'

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."

Model's aspirations