Colts Critic Gifts

Bears Win!!!

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Red State Football

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

Footballer playing for time

'Remember young brave to always face evil without fear...To have our tribe on foam and underwear!'

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

Doping

'You may be wondering what a sex scandal has to do with managing the national team...'

Partisan Politics

World Cup. Half Empty.

Match Fixing in Malaysia

Biden immigration laws.

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

'The object is to get the ball into either of those two nets.' - 'It would help if the men didn't get in each other's way so much.'

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

"There goes Congressman Nunes again."

'Touch me and I'll see you in Strasbourg.'

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

Novak Djokovic

'The selectors must be meeting...'

Marvin preferred the old fashioned way of arguing, before instant replay.

'Baseball isn't a sport?'

"This part of the match was fixed...errr....sponsered by..."

'Thank goodness those bloody games are over. Maybe now they'll put something decent on the telly.'