Coltrane Admirer Gifts

"She checked her boyfriend's internet history and found he'd been downloading jazz."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Punk Reindeer

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Listening to Coldplay.

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

"I hate Neanderthals!"

Prehistoric Pirates.

'What's wrong with you?'

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

Gymnast tangled up.

"What a slobster."

"Blast from the past!"

The Landlord Of The Rings

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

Eurocracy

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

"I'm off to save the whales."

Look, you know what models get paid. Don't act all freaked out by your check!

"He put up a decent fight."

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

Genetic Engineering Dept - "You're once, twice, tree times a lady..."

Raquel Welch.

'Looks like we're gonna have to work on your table manners'

"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy."

Whistler priming his mother before painting her.

"He's all right, but I'm looking for a guy who can really make me laugh."

'Look - Oog has reinvented himself as a biped!'