Coltrane Admirer Mugs

"She checked her boyfriend's internet history and found he'd been downloading jazz."

Punk Reindeer

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"I hate Neanderthals!"

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

Prehistoric Pirates.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"Blast from the past!"

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

"What a slobster."

Gymnast tangled up.

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

Eurocracy

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

"I'm off to save the whales."

"He put up a decent fight."

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'Looks like we're gonna have to work on your table manners'

"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy."

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

Genetic Engineering Dept - "You're once, twice, tree times a lady..."

'Look - Oog has reinvented himself as a biped!'

'First package goes to the Parthenon. Second package goes to the Odeon. Third package as far as I'm concerned you can sacrifice to the Gods.'

"Ok this is where we're at, pig 1 house of straw approved! Pig 2, house of sticks, approved! Pig 3, house of bricks, um. . . denied."