Coldplay Admirer Gifts

Listening to Coldplay.

Dog walking Human.

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

Punk Reindeer

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I think I've scored.'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Robbie Williams

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

David Bowie

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

'What's wrong with you?'

Neutron, Proton, Electron, Moron!

Fancy Dress Box

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

"Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity, if only through the lyrics of a Coldplay song!"

"Let's hit the Beech."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

Bob Dylan

God playing with dolls.

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'That's the trouble with being a termite. You eat yourself out of house and home!'

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

'So...You got a name?'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

"Kick ass!"

Bull with gun

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'