Coldplay Fan Gifts

"Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity, if only through the lyrics of a Coldplay song!"

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

ZZZZZZZ Top

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

The Alpha Seltzer

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Cat Burglar

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Wiener Dog . . . Dog Wiener

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

Surgeon walks through hospital where sign says, 'No Stresspassing'.

Praying mantis.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Listening to Coldplay.

"Streaming"

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Business Promotion.

"The etchings are in the library."