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"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Cat Burglar

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

The Alpha Seltzer

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

Surgeon walks through hospital where sign says, 'No Stresspassing'.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Streaming"

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Praying mantis.

Business Promotion.

"The etchings are in the library."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."