Colosseum Curious Gifts

"Cold! You aren't very kind!"

Big Bang Theory.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Hair Crop Circle

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Private View.

AD 64: Another contestant is voted off Rome's top reality show.

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

The pilgrimage begins

"What's the point of algebra?"

Christian Book Shop has sign saying 'We have Noah's Ark' whilst the Weather Bureau next door has sign saying 'You're gonna need it'.

"It's another privacy injunction."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'Help! Culture!'

'An eclipse! The queen said there would be an eclipse this week!'

"What do cats want?"

Confessional TV.

"You think he knows something we don't?"

Sex and Violence....Hell and Brimstone.

Unimaginative moments in science...

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

'I washed my brain, and now I can't do a thing with it.'

"It was a complicated surgery, but hey, that's what YouTube videos are for, right?"

"They say it'll bring jobs to the area."

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'

'Let's stay in, have a quiet dinner, and creep our kids facebook pages.'