Colosseum Curious Prints

"Cold! You aren't very kind!"

Big Bang Theory.

Hair Crop Circle

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Private View.

AD 64: Another contestant is voted off Rome's top reality show.

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

The pilgrimage begins

"What's the point of algebra?"

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

"It's another privacy injunction."

Christian Book Shop has sign saying 'We have Noah's Ark' whilst the Weather Bureau next door has sign saying 'You're gonna need it'.

'An eclipse! The queen said there would be an eclipse this week!'

'Help! Culture!'

Sex and Violence....Hell and Brimstone.

'I washed my brain, and now I can't do a thing with it.'

"What do cats want?"

"You think he knows something we don't?"

Unimaginative moments in science...

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

Confessional TV.

"It was a complicated surgery, but hey, that's what YouTube videos are for, right?"

"They say it'll bring jobs to the area."

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'

'Let's stay in, have a quiet dinner, and creep our kids facebook pages.'

Peeping Tom Fish