Catholicism Curious Prints

Confessional TV.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"But what if this is all there is?"

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

R.C.I.A.

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

'Look at all of God's children. Then again, they might be just thousands of tiny, little circles.'

John Newman

The Pope

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'

'I've found a good book...'

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

Pope Francis

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

A friar

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

At home with the Pope.

The Sound Of One Hand Clapping.

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

Some catholic like it hot

God is dead.

'All may have sinned, Reverend, but all have not fallen short.'

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."