Religion Curiosity Prints

REINCARNATION DESK, 'There's a pretty long waiting list for Episcopalians, but I can get you into a Hindu right away.'

At the Museum

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

The discovery of electricity...

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"What did Jesus order?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Eureka!

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."