Religion Curiosity Mugs

REINCARNATION DESK, 'There's a pretty long waiting list for Episcopalians, but I can get you into a Hindu right away.'

At the Museum

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

The discovery of electricity...

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Eureka!

"What did Jesus order?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'